His Majesty
DISCLAIMER: Crude Cat is under investigation in 53 jurisdictions for his role in keeping the Strait of Hormuz shut
Meet the Baron
Crude Cat
This orange tabby cat went viral on the internet after deciding to wear a ghutra. Once he was the mere pet of a Saudi oil magnate, but after the sudden passing of his owner he became the sole inheritor of the oil empire.
The Crude Cat is now on a mission to give everyone access to the scarce asset that the entire world economy runs on.
Name
Crude Cat
Ticker
$CRUDE